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a quickie on terraria

It’s 3:30am, and I’ve been thinkin’. 

So here’s a quick list of why Terraria is far superior to Minecraft:

• Minecraft costs $25, Terraria costs $10.
• You are not promised future updates if you purchased Minecraft after the Alpha period. Terraria, you get updates throughout the life of the product.
• More of an NPC variety in Terraria. Also, monsters ACTUALLY THREATEN YOU, unlike Minecraft, where all you have to do is cower indoors until they pass.
• More of a monster hunting spin in Terraria, so more of a variety of weaponry. SUNFURY.
• Seriously, the Sunfury should get a bullet point to itself.
• Parties and actual PvP, which can be toggled at will.
• With Parties, you can also keep tabs on the location of other players.
• EQUIPMENT DOES NOT BREAK
• There are more interesting things/events, such as meteorite falls, blood moons, dungeons, hidden biomes, etc.
• The satisfaction of watching your friend suicide because he forgot to equip his lucky horseshoe